Thursday, August 7, 2014

Copper hasn't been bothering me as much lately. He, for one, isn't always jumping on my owners 'bed' anymore. And, he only pounces at me when my servant is not around, and he has a ton of energy built up, which the first one is rare, at least. But, now instead of being an introvert, he is a complete extrovert. HE WONT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! When its light out for the humans, and I am wandering around the house, he is in his jail cell for the night, talking on and on about never having anything to do. I tell him "You seem to have something to do when you chase me across the house 5 times, nonstop!", "But that was before, now I get in trouble, so I get to be in this cell for more than at night! otherwise, I still would, because you're a JERK!" After that, I just walk off. He was beyond me, and in a cage all night. What do I care? I go to my room, and jump on the counter to eat. All I do at night, other than that, is make fair points about how the dogs were the filthiest creatures in the house, EVEN AFTER A BATH, including the humans! But, what can I do?

Friday, July 4, 2014

Ok, I can see my humans wanting companions to hang out with, but this is going to far! The creatures they call "dogs" are just another annoyance!   They recently got ANOTHER companion!!! A few weeks ago, they brought a creature they call "Copper" into the house. Not only does he insist on chasing me, but he found his way up to my safe spot, my favorite humans bed. ITS A HIGH SH!!! I don't get how an incompetent creature such as himself could be so intelligent. At least my top servant is helping me by keeping him off... But he shouldn't have even gotten him in the first place!!!